A Wise Decision

When we last left the Wisemen, they had made the shocking discovery that their waving cat wasn't all it was cracked up to be. They've been very quiet since then, speaking only when spoken to. I've left them alone, using my own bathroom, in an attempt to not intrude on their grieving process.  When I have peeked I have noticed that the cat is still on its side, even though I've offered to replace the batteries. But we all know that once you recognize the truth, it's difficult to continue living in the state of delusion.  Let's knock on the door and see what they are up to today.

Me: Knock Knock

Wisemen: Come in.

Me: Hi....thought I'd check up on you. What are you doing?

Wiseman #1: We thought it best to consult our book of wisdom.

Me: Yes, I see that. And what have you learned?

Wiseman #2: Feel free to read over our shoulders.

Wiseman #3: Yes, we'd point but as you know we have no arms.

Me: Do you ever NOT bring that up in a conversation?

Wiseman #3: Not if we can help it.

Wiseman #1: ENOUGH! We have to make a decision here.

Me: Really? What kind of decision?

Wiseman #2: Read the decree.

"Go- not knowing where.

Bring- not knowing what.

The path is long,

the way unknown."

-Russian Fable

Me: Well, that sounds very um...mystical?

Wiseman: #3: Yes, we need to consult other wise ones!

Wiseman #2: Do you know of any in the area?

Me: Well, yes I actually do.

Wiseman #1: Please arrange for an audience.

Me: I will get right on that your highnesses!

Wiseman #1: We must rest. A great journey lies before us!

It looks like we're going on a FIELD TRIP!!!!!