The Wise Men Meet Snoopy

Wiseman #1: My goodness, what have we here?

Wiseman #2: It looks like a shepherd with teeny jaundiced sheep.

Wiseman #3: And that shepherd looks suspiciously canine to me.

Wiseman #1: Excuse me Your Yellowness, we have traveled from afar to seek wisdom.

Woodstock #1: ' '''?''''!*')

Wiseman #2: What foreign tongue does this creature speak?

Wiseman #1: I have never heard such a dialect. Your Tinyness, can you interpret a decree?

Woodstock #2 & #3: ' ' ' """"! """(;""")

Wiseman #1: On No! Now we need 2 interpreters: one for our decree and one for this strange communication!

Snoopy: These are my friends, Woodstock, Raymond, and Harriet. We are on a journey.

Wiseman #2: But these are birds! Why do they not fly?

Snoopy: Hush. They have issues with flying in a straight line. They prefer to travel by foot.

Wiseman #2: Ahhh. We understand, for we have issues with waving.

Wiseman #1: ENOUGH chattering about our frailties! Let us focus on our strengths.

Can any of you direct us to wise ones who can interpret our decree?

Snoopy: My feathered friends and I will show you the way.

Wiseman #1: We thank you for your kindness Oh FourLegged One.

Snoopy: I am honored to be of help for I have known a wise man in my own life.

Wiseman #2: And did he treat you with compassion Oh Domesticated Friend of Mankind?

Snoopy: Indeed, though occasionally my dinner was late.

Wiseman #2: "Be Comforted, little dog, Thou too in the Resurrection shall have a tail of gold."

quote by Martin Luther