Wise Men, Wise Kids?

Wiseman #2: Greetings! We are on a quest, in search of an interpreter.

wisekid #2 to wisekid #1: Did you try to steal my frankincense?

Wiseman #1: Hello? Children?

wisekid #1 to wisekid #2: Who would want to steal your stupid frankincense?

Wiseman #3: Can I interrupt you for a brief moment, Your Childishness?

wisekid#2: Don't lie! I saw you do it. Keep your hands off my gift.

wisekid #1: You're just jealous because I've got a better gift than you do.

wisekid #2: Nuh-uh. Gold is dumb.

wisekid #1: Gold is not dumb. At least I can buy candy with gold.

What can you buy with frankincense?

Wiseman #1: EXCUSE ME....Can you stop bickering and pay attention?

wisekid #3: Welcome to my world! They never stop fighting. Maybe I can help you?

Wiseman #1: Oh Yes, the canine shepherd sent us your way.

Can you read our decree?

wisekid #3: Sorry, we can't read.

Wiseman #2: Oh that is so sad...you know, we can't w---

Wiseman #1: Do you have to tell EVERYONE about our shortcomings?

Wiseman #2: I was just trying to make them feel better.

Wiseman #3: Great! Now we are squabbling just like these children!

wisekid #3: And the difference between a smart man and a wiseman is that

while a smart man knows what to say a wiseman knows whether or not to say it.

Wiseman #1: Excellent counsel Young Sage. Can you show us the way?

wisekid #3: I'd try the wise ones on the piano.

Wiseman #2: Thank you.

Will the Wisemen ever find what they are searching for?