Me: Knock Knock
Wisemen: Come in.
Me: Hi....thought I'd check up on you. What are you doing?
Wiseman #1: We thought it best to consult our book of wisdom.
Me: Yes, I see that. And what have you learned?
Wiseman #2: Feel free to read over our shoulders.
Wiseman #3: Yes, we'd point but as you know we have no arms.
Me: Do you ever NOT bring that up in a conversation?
Wiseman #3: Not if we can help it.
Wiseman #1: ENOUGH! We have to make a decision here.
Me: Really? What kind of decision?
Wiseman #2: Read the decree.
"Go- not knowing where.
Bring- not knowing what.
The path is long,
the way unknown."
Me: Well, that sounds very um...mystical?
Wiseman: #3: Yes, we need to consult other wise ones!
Wiseman #2: Do you know of any in the area?
Me: Well, yes I actually do.
Wiseman #1: Please arrange for an audience.
Me: I will get right on that your highnesses!
Wiseman #1: We must rest. A great journey lies before us!
It looks like we're going on a FIELD TRIP!!!!!