show me the money

"Two friends (are) walking past a church that has a large sign that reads, "Become a Christian and receive $100." Upon seeing the strange
advertisement one of the friends dares the other to go inside and get the money. The friend agrees and enters the building. After about half an hour he comes back out. "Well," says his friend, "did you get the cash?" In response the man looks down at his friend, shakes his head in disapproval, and replies, "Is money the only thing you non-Christians ever think about?"

taken from The Fidelity of Betrayal by Peter Rollins, p. 103

(MY APOLOGIES TO ALL BAPTISTS)