It was a busy week according to the Sequim Gazette's weekly Police Blotter. A QFC employee reported the theft of "about 4 pumpkins". Who would have absconded with them? Perhaps it was the 3 pygmy goats that the Sequim Quality Inn employee reported finding in the hotel's pet area? I think those goats should be held for questioning....Notice the grocery store employee used the term "about" in describing the pumpkin theft. It could have been three that were stolen, don't you think?
PLUS, in a separate incident a woman reported that someone "stole a receipt from her purse" on the same day the pumpkins disappeared. Are ya following me here? Everyone knows that goats will eat anything. It doesn't matter to them whether it's paper or pumpkins. Don't let their cuteness fool you. These goats have guilty written all over them!!!!
I think you need to get out of Squim!
ReplyDeleteFantastic Detective work, Roberta! I think you can expect a recruiting call from the Sequim P.D. any day now.
ReplyDeleteAh ... inch high private eye ... yep - that's life in Sequim. The theft of the pumpkins ... maybe they are in the Great Pumpkin Patch???
ReplyDeleteLove your sister ...
SO I WANNA KNOW...WHY ARE YOU NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A FOLLOW UP COLUMN THAT TELLS US (AS YOU SO CLEARLY DID) WHAT THE 'POLICE BLOTTER' WAS "REALLY TRYING TO REPORT'!...HMMMMMM I FEEL WE WOULD GET A LOT, AND I MEAN A LOT MORE OUT OF IT...ESPECIALLY THE LAUGHING PART ....HEY THAT COULD BE A COLUMN THAT WOULD FOLLOW......'HEALTH BENIFITS OF LAUGHTER'....OH RATS...DIDNT SEE 'LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE' COMMING...OH WELL....HOW ABOUT LAUGHTER BENIFITS THE POLICE BLOTTER'.....WANT ME TO GO ON? HAHAHA!
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PAULA
hey girlfriend, can i have their hair?
ReplyDeleteyou are cute too,but you're a nut!
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